Political Caption Competition
The most delusional cry for help in political history.
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Political Caption Competition
Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
Not fully articulating inaction figure.
The ‘Trump’ loud and proud, breaking wind like a flatulent hippo!
“Has the best powers, alot of people are saying that.” – Anonymous PR man.
Introducing evil side kick and wearable plushy, Fraud Headwig.
“flops around like a “drunken cockatoo” – Stormy Daniels
Can you find out where he got that face-lift? And I like the outfit. Reading about old Regency days in 1800s, men took a great interest in tight fitting clothes and also wigs, and the monarch had increasing periods of insanity. History is but a wheel!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Regency_era
Money laundering 101
“I need a quick $5m. Any ideas”
Idiots will buy anything
T is for time. Time for Joe, Hunter and James to shut down their laboratories, cloning farms & traffic islands.
T is for Tosser, tugger, Trump.