Political Caption Competition
EVERYONE: That is our Prime Minister walking the talk, what a beautiful humble human being and incredible leader she is.
ZB: THE LYING WITCH QUEEN PRETENDS TO CARE AND ATTEMPTS TO BRIBE HOMELESS VOTERS
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“ Ni shi lai de ? How do you like Aotearoa New Zealand ? “
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“Five dollars!”
“One.”
“Five dollars!”
“Two.”
“Five dollars!”
“Okay okay! Five dollars it is. Now give me the details of the race and the horse…”
“I don’t have any change for you unfortunately but I do understand how difficult this must be for you…”
Ever thought of goin’ fishing ?
“ This is our nuclear moment. “
“ Didya know I bake scones for pop singers ? “
“Can I bum a smoke?”
“Kia Ora” Prime minister explains wonderful pine trees in the ETS to a sheep and beef farmer before flying to Antarctica with her boyfriend.