Political Caption Competition
A Cameron Slater Bar

A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
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Sounds like a good idea stevie a good marketing strategy perhaps Whittakers could come up with a Chinese name but check first so they don’t offend the Chinese it is a very big market.
My wife sends Whittakers chocolate to her relatives in China. They do not give an Asian fuck what language is on the label they just eat it and say 新西兰巧克力真的很好吃请发送更多(this good please send more)
I know words in lots of languages. When I look for chocolate it’s that word and the description that ends my search. If also in other languages, I feel a connection with those people of a different culture. We’re all eating and loving chocolate together.
Mmmm! Chocoshit…
Miraka Kirimi