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Now remember Jessicka one kick means stay on this subject, it’s making me look good and two kicks change subject real quick or you’ll be playing the lead roll on umemployed homelessness in nz
“You know Jessica, I’ll bet this picture ends up in a caption competition on the internet, and I’ll bet most of the captions will be all about our appearance.”
“Yeah, ay. Sucks being a woman appearing on TV in NZ, ay?”
“Yeah, ay.”
“More coffee?”
“No thanks, mines a gin.”
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No matter how much you polish a turd, it’s still a turd.