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Mike Hosking’s face has been so white washed in new ZB advert he looks like a KKK scrotum with botox

Immigration policy

Winston argued he needs 9 years in power – this is what NZ would look like after 9 years of…

Nine years of Winston Peters? Critics imagine a future of endless culture wars, deregulation and political horse trading stretched across a decade.

How to deal with Right Wing voters
aaaww that’s lovely!
Auckland Museum staff proudly show the dried head of John Key returned to NZ from Merrill Lynch’s private collection in America.
And in Toy World news today, Mr Potato Head meets his biggest fan, the PM of New Zealand.
Key falls into ecstatic trance fondling his own bust.
Statuette: “Get me away from these morons!”
This study of a the Prime Minister doing his duty, should be sent to the Palace as a reminder of his loyalty to the Monarchy.
Key demonstrates total lack of gorm…
A lump of molded plutonium has an immediate effect on Key…
“I was hoping for something more formal but what do I know about art? I reckon it’s a good likeness eh?”
Geeze, is this pic for real?