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A Bridges too far

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“Funny how rats hate me but love him?”
“National loss of identity”
National Identity: Confessions of an Outsider – with his laboured pose on the cover.
“Not a political memoir”. A strange point to emphasise, exhibits insecurity, political memoirs have connotations of a script written when one’s political career has ended.
Possibly not a political memoir but a manifesto, one that reads like an autobiographical long-winded shallow magazine article.
This awkward effort looks as if the dirty little street fighter is planning on fighting his last round.
Could be worse – he could narrate the audiobook.
Bridges to Riches.
Punch myself in the face, Doh!
Stop punching yourself.
Stop punching yourself.
Why do you keep on punching yourself?
My book is called …
“10 Bridges”
Do I want to be inside? Am I happier outside?