Political Caption Competition
Look I’m as surprised as you are that I’m allowed back in the room.
Look I’m as surprised as you are that I’m allowed back in the room.

Boom. After months and months and months of economic vandalism, Kiwi voters are now so run down and hurt, they…

The Green’s State of the Planet address provided the exact type of policy NZ is desperately needing… The Green Party…

While Labour sit on their hands and promise incrementalism, Winston comes in with a policy that could win NZF 20%……
While the world watches the Strait of Hormuz, the greater threat may come from somewhere less expected – precision drone…

Thereβs so much to write about all the issues (putting it politely) with Erica Stanfordβs education agenda. Maybe thereβs something…

Exercise Balikatan is a large US-led exercise is scheduled to run in the South China Sea from 20 April to…
Irreconcilable differences: Melinda refuses to use Bing.
Yes, the kids are hungry and live in motels but its character building.
” Buy JK wine , like my policies, hard to swallow and tastes like shit”
Most Nu Zilundas have akshully forgotten about me, Whale and Max, and Rachel Glucina, and the teapot tapes and my hundreds of lies and my throat slitting gesture in Parliament, and calling Labour rapist supporters, and wasting 26 mill on the beach towel flag, and setting up a safe zone for squillionaires offshore trusts, andβ¦
Serco!? … um ah askshully …
Sigh, yes the Luxon boy will continue the work I started, so stop your whinging…
Look the wife says I can pull pig tails again, any handy?
Since there’s not much difference in our policies, Jacinda asked me to cover for her.
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Most of them are useless cunts anyway
Sadly the UN didn’t want me, so here I am, back in the business burbs, folks.
I can teach you one or two tricks…
Stop being polite, – FUCK JOHN KEY.
I meant, β dirty tricks.β My error.
Liking the new colour…eh Andrew?