Political Caption Competition
Look I’m as surprised as you are that I’m allowed back in the room.
Look I’m as surprised as you are that I’m allowed back in the room.

Wow. How magical is this week becoming? Greens announce the best taxation policy in NZ history. β Advertisement β National…

There are moments in Israel’s disproportional violence that you flinch and turn away at the ugliness. I’ve seen the IDF…

What a horrifying story… Police shooting of a 1-year-old Mississippi boy ignites tension between police and Black residents Jackson, MississippiAP…

This week, Martyn examines the aftermath of the Iran conflict and asks a simple question: what was actually achieved? After…

Sweet Jesus yes, there is a God! The Green’s Tax Policy is everything the Left has been begging for… β…

Cough, bullshit… Election 2026: National launches new KiwiSaver policies as Simeon Brown compares NZ First, Act to children It comes…
Irreconcilable differences: Melinda refuses to use Bing.
Yes, the kids are hungry and live in motels but its character building.
” Buy JK wine , like my policies, hard to swallow and tastes like shit”
Most Nu Zilundas have akshully forgotten about me, Whale and Max, and Rachel Glucina, and the teapot tapes and my hundreds of lies and my throat slitting gesture in Parliament, and calling Labour rapist supporters, and wasting 26 mill on the beach towel flag, and setting up a safe zone for squillionaires offshore trusts, andβ¦
Serco!? … um ah askshully …
Sigh, yes the Luxon boy will continue the work I started, so stop your whinging…
Look the wife says I can pull pig tails again, any handy?
Since there’s not much difference in our policies, Jacinda asked me to cover for her.
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Most of them are useless cunts anyway
Sadly the UN didn’t want me, so here I am, back in the business burbs, folks.
I can teach you one or two tricks…
Stop being polite, – FUCK JOHN KEY.
I meant, β dirty tricks.β My error.
Liking the new colour…eh Andrew?