Political Caption Competition
Mark Mitchell had seen many horrors while working as a mercenary in Iraq, but nothing compared him to the pain that would be sharing a taxi with Simeon Brown. The dead sad look in Mark’s eyes says it all.
Mark Mitchell had seen many horrors while working as a mercenary in Iraq, but nothing compared him to the pain that would be sharing a taxi with Simeon Brown. The dead sad look in Mark’s eyes says it all.

A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
Man drops kid off at the pool
Code Brown
Mark ponders whether this is another wee dog he can rescue and impress the media girls… again.
Within 5 minutes after these two obnoxious cretins alighted, it was necessary to take the vehicle off the road for a thorough deep clean and fumigation.
Simeon’s practising his drop kicks on Mitchell’s left kidney.
Cuff links sans neck ties is so ignorant and infra dignitatem that botox boy might start bawling…again.