Political Caption Competition


If Trump’s new Golden Statue was more realistic

Fra Right Hate site, The Platform, lecturing us on being classy

National Party Conference

The kind of hard hitting news media that National loves

Mike Hosking’s face has been so white washed in new ZB advert he looks like a KKK scrotum with botox

Immigration policy
National party release picture of suspect in all black bugging investigation
I don’t see a similar statue of Hillary. And they call me “sexist”!
Aides close to the Emperor in waiting believe he looks regal in his new clothes.
Princess Melania agrees ‘No chance of a cock up with this style. I made them myself you know, with as little help as possible.’
if you ignore both heads – this is the body dysmorphia of a large amount of nz males..
..that’s what a diet of animal-flesh/fat + booze (a.k.a. the nz-diet) will do to you after a few decades..
(and this is their future for those young ones now following this ‘nz-diet’ ..know this..!..)
..and i know that were i not vegan/an abstainer from alcohol..(‘i’ll have that joint..thanks!’..)
..that could well be a statue of me..but it’s not..
..but the good news for those with that body-dysmorphia is the amazing changes/transformation that can be wrought just from stopping eating animals – putting down the bottle and picking up a ‘real’ bud instead – and just a small amount of physical exercise..
i just walk dogs – amongst the most fun exercise there is going..
..it’s quite a simple formula really – and i know it works..
..i know people in their late 70’s who have lived that no eating animals/no booze lifestyle for 30-40 yrs..
..to a man/woman they are lean/fit/healthy/of sparkling eyes…
..(make of all that information/testimonial what you will..)
Sculptor captures Trump’s naked ambition.
See you cant believe everything you hear, he’s not such a big prick after all………
“It was an Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini
That she wore for the first time today
An Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini
So in the blanket she wanted to stay”
“Now she’s afraid to come out of the water
And I wonder what she’s gunna do
Now she’s afraid to come out of the water
And the poor little girls turning blue”
2 of the biggest pricks in the U.S.
[John/Dave, please use only one user-name on this forum. – ScarletMod]
Sometimes a picture is worth a million words!
Devo begin advertising campaign for their new album.