Political Caption Competition


Here we go! Blue on Silver unfriendly fire! Winston lobs the first shot… – Advertisement – Winston Peters lashes ‘egotistical’,…

Shane Jones has managed to take a principled position against free trade deals and made it a shitty attack campaign…

Bill giving police new powers needs stricter limits, Privacy Commissioner says The Privacy Commissioner says a bill empowering police to…

Last election voters were bitter post-covid and turned on Jacinda for having the temerity to save 20 000 lives. These…

CTU welcomes Tax Justice Aotearoa policy statement The New Zealand Council of Trade Unions Te Kauae Kaimahi has welcomed today’s…

‘A storm every eight days’ – country’s biggest insurer calls for systemic response A storm hit New Zealand every eight…
National party release picture of suspect in all black bugging investigation
I don’t see a similar statue of Hillary. And they call me “sexist”!
Aides close to the Emperor in waiting believe he looks regal in his new clothes.
Princess Melania agrees ‘No chance of a cock up with this style. I made them myself you know, with as little help as possible.’
if you ignore both heads – this is the body dysmorphia of a large amount of nz males..
..that’s what a diet of animal-flesh/fat + booze (a.k.a. the nz-diet) will do to you after a few decades..
(and this is their future for those young ones now following this ‘nz-diet’ ..know this..!..)
..and i know that were i not vegan/an abstainer from alcohol..(‘i’ll have that joint..thanks!’..)
..that could well be a statue of me..but it’s not..
..but the good news for those with that body-dysmorphia is the amazing changes/transformation that can be wrought just from stopping eating animals – putting down the bottle and picking up a ‘real’ bud instead – and just a small amount of physical exercise..
i just walk dogs – amongst the most fun exercise there is going..
..it’s quite a simple formula really – and i know it works..
..i know people in their late 70’s who have lived that no eating animals/no booze lifestyle for 30-40 yrs..
..to a man/woman they are lean/fit/healthy/of sparkling eyes…
..(make of all that information/testimonial what you will..)
Sculptor captures Trump’s naked ambition.
See you cant believe everything you hear, he’s not such a big prick after all………
“It was an Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini
That she wore for the first time today
An Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini
So in the blanket she wanted to stay”
“Now she’s afraid to come out of the water
And I wonder what she’s gunna do
Now she’s afraid to come out of the water
And the poor little girls turning blue”
2 of the biggest pricks in the U.S.
[John/Dave, please use only one user-name on this forum. – ScarletMod]
Sometimes a picture is worth a million words!
Devo begin advertising campaign for their new album.