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First Lady Melania Trump holds a press conference demanding people stop gossiping about her Husband being Jesus

Donald and his Dr

In Occupied Palestine Zionism in practice Israel’s Daily Toll on Palestinian Life, Limb, Liberty and Land – Advertisement – Sanction…
Trump posts himself glowing like Jesus, then insists he’s just a doctor. Sure. And the angels are… what exactly?

More realistic

In Occupied Palestine Zionism in practice Israel’s Daily Toll on Palestinian Life, Limb, Liberty and Land – Advertisement – Sanction…
Are we sure he’s not an AI?
Public karaoke rendition of the Flying Lizards hit “I want your money” described as akin to “the earth heaving & convulsing” by disappointed onlookers.
This must be the reason Doctor Johnson defined:
‘Patriotism – The last refuge of scoundrels.’
Man-spreading the word of American Idiocracy.
“The burning bush is not my thing, really.”
They spelt wankers wrong