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Never a truer word said!
Are we sure he’s not an AI?
Public karaoke rendition of the Flying Lizards hit “I want your money” described as akin to “the earth heaving & convulsing” by disappointed onlookers.
This must be the reason Doctor Johnson defined:
‘Patriotism – The last refuge of scoundrels.’
Man-spreading the word of American Idiocracy.
“The burning bush is not my thing, really.”
They spelt wankers wrong