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Winston trying to define a horse

FACT OF THE DAY: If you could drive a car straight up at 95 km/h, it would take you less…

We are selling this kids organs to ensure we can balance the budget

FACT OF THE DAY: Mars is shaped like a rugby ball rather than a perfect sphere due to its unique…

WHERE IS MY TAXPAYER FUNDED LIMO AND CRAYFISH!

FACT OF THE DAY: Astronauts can grow up to 5 cm (2 inches) taller in space because the lack of…
Are we sure he’s not an AI?
Public karaoke rendition of the Flying Lizards hit “I want your money” described as akin to “the earth heaving & convulsing” by disappointed onlookers.
This must be the reason Doctor Johnson defined:
‘Patriotism – The last refuge of scoundrels.’
Man-spreading the word of American Idiocracy.
“The burning bush is not my thing, really.”
They spelt wankers wrong