Political Caption Competition
This is our new Director of marketing, Mr Christ. He will be handling the NZ account, we are expecting some great new religion hate speech laws there.
This is our new Director of marketing, Mr Christ. He will be handling the NZ account, we are expecting some great new religion hate speech laws there.

A Marxist, the co-Leader of the Greens, a political commentator, an Environmental activist, the President of the Māori Party…

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We told you this was already happening… Government uses Budget urgency to pass bill allowing the automation of welfare decisions…

Cough. Sooooooo ’bout those allegations the the IDF are systematically using sexual assault on Palestinian Prisoners… UN blacklists Israel for…

NZ First Conference
I was looking at your economy recently, with its monetarism, and its third way, and I thought you might be in need of a miracle or two.
2000 years ago I thrashed your forebears and chased them from the temple. But money was not God in those days.
Heretic’s in suits pushing the cancer of prosperity theology.
“Hi David Seymour here, have you seen Judith praying here recently”?
Let me introduce myself. I am the ghost of the first Christmas, Mr Scrooge.