Political Caption Competition
Look, it could be worse. We could be the type of party where dickheads get us tattooed on their legs.
Look, it could be worse. We could be the type of party where dickheads get us tattooed on their legs.

A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
“We could always gain attention by performing dances with the stars ”
“FUCK THAT let’s just give them all guns that’s a sure fire winner”
“The new party slogan was meant to be ‘Let’s keep smoking Green’ James, not ‘Let’s start smoking meth!'”
Don’t blame me for Marama hating white.
“Ka hoki ahau, is that it?
So, why don’t I sound like Arnie?”