Political Caption Competition
The Republican National Conference hasn’t rated as well as Donald Trump had hoped.
The Republican National Conference hasn’t rated as well as Donald Trump had hoped.

A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
Mr Prez takes his election campaign to the local morgue, telling its residents … “With your help, I shall Make America Great Again.”
“but I pardoned a bank robber and my wife apologised for covid. Why isn’t everything instantly okay?”
“Come on guys, get up, it’s just a Flu”!
Ooooh. Orange used to be my favourite colour too!
National’s new “open borders” economic recovery plan was a great success.