Political Caption Competition
David Seymour with the little knitted elf support toy children killed by his Party’s gun fetish are handed during trauma incidents
David Seymour with the little knitted elf support toy children killed by his Party’s gun fetish are handed during trauma incidents

Police Minister Mark Mitchell joins The Bradbury Group to discuss organised crime, transnational criminal syndicates, methamphetamine addiction, gang activity, 501…

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During the Vietnam War, an American Major defended the bombing of a village by stating… …fast forward to the present…

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National members ‘nervously optimistic’ about election campaign National Party faithfuls are confident in its chances this election, but acknowledge it’s…
Sweet and from ACT – that’s nice.
“Show me where the bad man touched you, David.”
…’ David Seymour with the little knitted elf support toy children killed by his Party’s gun fetish are handed during trauma incidents ‘….
And then straight after, told to ”get back up those chimneys and clean em”…
Which would you rather vote for? The one neatly stitched or the other stitching you up?
Aww David has a new friend.
How else to sell the need for guns in pre-schools?
One of these is David Seymour, the other is a lightweight.