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MARAMA: Please don’t put this photo online
JOHN: Hahahahahaha
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MARAMA: “You’d never prop up another National Government for nine years like the Maori party did last time they were in parliament would you, John?”
JOHN: “Hahahahahaha! $350K a year as Minister for Tokenism and a Crown limo sounds mighty tempting Marama.”
Nice work if you can get it eh. Think you might be a bit green-eyed there (not brown).
It is good to see Maori laughing. Let’s do more to increase the happiness of those who have had a hard time ever since 1984.
“We expect you, the public to vote for us lol!”
Or
“They voted for us last time!”
You just need bigger kahunas, love.
Introducing “the rat pack”.