Political Caption Competition
MARAMA: Please don’t put this photo online
JOHN: Hahahahahaha
MARAMA: Please don’t put this photo online
JOHN: Hahahahahaha

A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
MARAMA: “You’d never prop up another National Government for nine years like the Maori party did last time they were in parliament would you, John?”
JOHN: “Hahahahahaha! $350K a year as Minister for Tokenism and a Crown limo sounds mighty tempting Marama.”
Nice work if you can get it eh. Think you might be a bit green-eyed there (not brown).
It is good to see Maori laughing. Let’s do more to increase the happiness of those who have had a hard time ever since 1984.
“We expect you, the public to vote for us lol!”
Or
“They voted for us last time!”
You just need bigger kahunas, love.
Introducing “the rat pack”.