Political Caption Competition
BOAG:
noun
VULGAR SLANG
noun: Boag; plural noun: Boags
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a stupid or contemptible person (often used as a general term of abuse).
BOAG:
noun

If Trump’s new Golden Statue was more realistic

Lawyers for Climate Action NZ Inc says today’s announcement that the Government will amend the Climate Change Response Act to…

On Tuesday, it was reported that the government had another look at the proposed LNG terminal in the last week…

The Government has announced plans to pass a law retrospectively preventing companies from being sued for the damage that their…

The Government’s surprise announcement this morning to amend the Climate Change Response Act is yet another example of Luxon loosening…

A Marxist, a business journalist, a former NZFirst and National MP, the co-Leader of the Māori Party, a Māori…
PSYCHO
NZ candidate for ‘botched’.
alternatively, a warning label on cigarettes.
Smoking causes irreversible wrinkles and can lead to a lack of empathy.
National Boagan.
This could well have happened: I(Boag)got a Rescue Helicopter to fly my passport from Waiheke Island to AIA and paid the bill of $4000 a donation so I could claim it back in tax and donate the refund to the NZ National Party. Didn’t I do well?
Burn. The. Witch.
And so, at last Perseus came face to face with the dreaded Medusa…
She’s a cow, but we shouldn’t really be doing this; it’s not OK.
“Come inside my lovely gingerbread house children. I’ve got plenty of tasty treats to fatten you up!”
Cruella De Vil
Cruella De Vil
If she doesn’t scare you
No evil thing will
To see her is to
Take a sudden chill
Cruella, Cruella
She’s like a spider waiting
For the kill
Look out for Cruella De Vil
At first you think
Cruella is the devil
But after time has worn
Away the shock
You come to realize
You’ve seen her kind of eyes
Watching you from underneath
A rock!
This vampire bat
This inhuman beast
She ought to be locked up
And never released
The world was such
A wholesome place until
Cruella, Cruella De Vil
The public face of the NZ PPU
(Political Pundit’s Union)
Just don’t ask me to do a methamphetamine test!