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Never a truer word said!
Left twat – “Yes I am related to Herman Munster and I do like mainly beige clothes, they suit my personality. Err… is that a bee in my ear or does the buzz I’m hearing have something to do with cutting the shallow depth I imagine I bring to morning telly?”
Right twat – ” Ummm…I like fluffy kittens and can count to eleventy seven.”
Barney the owl & the grinning Cheshire cat.