Political Caption Competition


Winston trying to define a horse

FACT OF THE DAY: If you could drive a car straight up at 95 km/h, it would take you less…

We are selling this kids organs to ensure we can balance the budget

FACT OF THE DAY: Mars is shaped like a rugby ball rather than a perfect sphere due to its unique…

WHERE IS MY TAXPAYER FUNDED LIMO AND CRAYFISH!

FACT OF THE DAY: Astronauts can grow up to 5 cm (2 inches) taller in space because the lack of…
Left twat – “Yes I am related to Herman Munster and I do like mainly beige clothes, they suit my personality. Err… is that a bee in my ear or does the buzz I’m hearing have something to do with cutting the shallow depth I imagine I bring to morning telly?”
Right twat – ” Ummm…I like fluffy kittens and can count to eleventy seven.”
Barney the owl & the grinning Cheshire cat.