Political Caption Competition
The Prime Minister at the opening of Shane Jones’ third chin.
The Prime Minister at the opening of Shane Jones’ third chin.

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NZ First Conference
Instead of calling “nephs on couches” lazy, stupid and drug addled, Jacinda puts on display graphic “after image”.
When your ego is bigger than Aotearoa.
PM: “And so, using the politics of kindness and understanding to control your gun use, it is my message to New Zealand on behalf of Shane, that you do as we say and not as we do. Thank you.”
Journalist: “Prime Minister will you be photographed holding a baby today?”
PM: “Thank you, no more questions.”
Simon: “PM can I use your image in satire?”
Trevor, from behind a curtain “Simon, no more questions.”
Simon…”Love me Tender”
https://www.newshub.co.nz/home/politics/2019/10/simon-bridges-shows-off-singing-skills-with-love-song-to-national-audience.html
P.M. ” Shane, quickly, get me a gun”
[To music] Shaneys got a gun
Do i look like his mother