Political Caption Competition
The Prime Minister at the opening of Shane Jones’ third chin.
The Prime Minister at the opening of Shane Jones’ third chin.

A Marxist, the co-Leader of te Pati Māori, the Greenpeace Boss, a Former leader of Labour, a former National Party/NZF…
Winston wants to rob 700 000 permanent residents of the right to vote and the reaction from the media is…

This was my speech at the 2026 Keith Locke Memorial Debate. The moot: Hate speech laws threaten free speech Moderator:…

FACT OF THE DAY: Roman Emperor Caligula planned to appoint his favorite horse, Incitatus, to the Senate POLITICAL QUOTE OF…

The Alliance Party has welcomed the passing of the new Mental Health Bill but says the reform will fail the…

The Environmental Defence Society (EDS) has today filed its submission on the Conservation Amendment Bill, welcoming the Government’s decision to…
Instead of calling “nephs on couches” lazy, stupid and drug addled, Jacinda puts on display graphic “after image”.
When your ego is bigger than Aotearoa.
PM: “And so, using the politics of kindness and understanding to control your gun use, it is my message to New Zealand on behalf of Shane, that you do as we say and not as we do. Thank you.”
Journalist: “Prime Minister will you be photographed holding a baby today?”
PM: “Thank you, no more questions.”
Simon: “PM can I use your image in satire?”
Trevor, from behind a curtain “Simon, no more questions.”
Simon…”Love me Tender”
https://www.newshub.co.nz/home/politics/2019/10/simon-bridges-shows-off-singing-skills-with-love-song-to-national-audience.html
P.M. ” Shane, quickly, get me a gun”
[To music] Shaneys got a gun
Do i look like his mother