Deconstructing Headlines

Boom. Following the TV3 Poll, TVNZ says…

…the greatest political lies have a kernel of truth. Jami-Lee Ross knows no shame and is prepared to manipulate any movement to remain in power and his ability to drop a bombshell over Chinese Communist donations into National will make the paranoid conspiracies of Billy TK look more credible.

Where the fuck is Chippy?

Those paying for their quarantine will be the wealthy boomers who want to flit and flirt around their global bubble for a wee break because lockdown has been so stressful darling.

Green Kitty got claws!

That’s really one hell of an election promise isn’t it? On top of Ghost roads & massive cutbacks in public funding, National will allow you to mortgage your retirement for survival today?

No one ever explained to the NZ public how allowing Rocket Labs to launch US military satellites  immediately upgrades NZ to being a legitimate military target!

She is a train wreck of candidate, National will be lucky to have 25% at this rate. 

Watching The AM Show attempt to explain why Labour are on 60% is the funniest struggle session I’ve ever witnessed.

It’s like Trump trying to explain feminist poetry.