Political Caption Competition

The Coroner would later write the fang marks seemed to have hit Amy Adams from her left.

The Coroner would later write the fang marks seemed to have hit Amy Adams from her left.

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Trump’s escalation with Iran risks destabilising the Middle East and sending oil to $150 a barrel. What that could mean for New Zealand fuel prices and global instability.
Must have been a sleepless night for she with the schoolgirl ‘bob.’
Unusually devoid of the glamour finish – and two full glasses to counteract the dehydration effects of over indulgence.
New Zealand’s best bitter…
“And as Amy turned to her right, a foul stench consumed the air, as a most hideous and demonic fiend rose from her left, hissing hell fire and brimstone, cursing all within close proximity …”
I thought they were all buddy wuddy doesn’t look like it gee they can spin this lot
Collins cooly calculates when to swap her spare glass containing poisoned water for Adams untainted one.
Judith: “If this bitch thinks she’s getting a sinecure to the board of Oravida, she’s got another thing coming!”
Just another day trolling in parliament for Lumpy and Dumpy.
Collins = “Well do you feel lucky; – well do you punks”
If looks could kill a- me would be gone not such a bad idea
Fabulous girls of National – working for the wealthy
* HISSSSS !!! *
“The dragon’s dungeon”