Political Caption Competition


‘It’s biblical’: Maga anxiety over Iran war on display at CPAC as Trump skips event. The war was, in many…

Ummmm… Israeli police block Catholic cardinal from Holy Sepulchre on Palm Sunday Israeli police have prevented Cardinal Pierbattista Pizzaballa, the…

When Me Too erupted, men weren’t frightened of a witch hunt, (there clearly were monsters out there), they feared a…

The growing influence of billionaire Jim Grenon over New Zealand media raises urgent questions about democracy, editorial independence and the role of culture war politics.

Police minister says drug enforcement is working, despite cocaine use up 98% “If enforcement is working, why are more drugs…

New policing powers allowing surveillance and intelligence gathering raise urgent concerns about children’s rights, privacy and unchecked police authority in New Zealand.
“With ‘Pauline Le Ben’ by my side – my right side – the sky is the limit.”
“So keep those heavenly gates open, Dear Father, for when we arrive in our Chariot – not a sensuously designed Bentley.”
“Having rid ‘Godzone’ of the deplorables, me and my shadow, we expect nothing less than Sainthoods.
“Can’t have them spoiling the idyllic landscape we need for the revenue producing campervan army to take ‘selfies’ against, and to fertilise with their detritus, now can we?”
“We will look down knowing that our work there was done”
“Wow! These things are great – they can take you anywhere! I can head off to ‘virtual-Dipton’ any time I like and start claiming that dodgy housing allowance again”
“I am a warm sensitive man. I am a warm sensitive man. I am a warm sensitive man. I am a warm sensitive man…”
Virtual prisons in 3. 2. 1.
Will I get a seat on the Bilderberg Steering Committee like my old boss has after he attended several meetings 2011/12 with me?