Political Caption Competition


Here we go! Blue on Silver unfriendly fire! Winston lobs the first shot… – Advertisement – Winston Peters lashes ‘egotistical’,…

Shane Jones has managed to take a principled position against free trade deals and made it a shitty attack campaign…

Bill giving police new powers needs stricter limits, Privacy Commissioner says The Privacy Commissioner says a bill empowering police to…

Last election voters were bitter post-covid and turned on Jacinda for having the temerity to save 20 000 lives. These…

CTU welcomes Tax Justice Aotearoa policy statement The New Zealand Council of Trade Unions Te Kauae Kaimahi has welcomed today’s…

‘A storm every eight days’ – country’s biggest insurer calls for systemic response A storm hit New Zealand every eight…
“With ‘Pauline Le Ben’ by my side – my right side – the sky is the limit.”
“So keep those heavenly gates open, Dear Father, for when we arrive in our Chariot – not a sensuously designed Bentley.”
“Having rid ‘Godzone’ of the deplorables, me and my shadow, we expect nothing less than Sainthoods.
“Can’t have them spoiling the idyllic landscape we need for the revenue producing campervan army to take ‘selfies’ against, and to fertilise with their detritus, now can we?”
“We will look down knowing that our work there was done”
“Wow! These things are great – they can take you anywhere! I can head off to ‘virtual-Dipton’ any time I like and start claiming that dodgy housing allowance again”
“I am a warm sensitive man. I am a warm sensitive man. I am a warm sensitive man. I am a warm sensitive man…”
Virtual prisons in 3. 2. 1.
Will I get a seat on the Bilderberg Steering Committee like my old boss has after he attended several meetings 2011/12 with me?