Political Caption Competition


Sweet Jesus yes, there is a God! The Green’s Tax Policy is everything the Left has been begging for… –…

Cough, bullshit… Election 2026: National launches new KiwiSaver policies as Simeon Brown compares NZ First, Act to children It comes…

Iwi leader Mike Smith asks UN to intervene before government introduces new climate law Climate activist and iwi leader Mike…

This week on The War on News, Martyn Bradbury takes aim at America’s political circus, Shane Jones’ latest environmental outburst,…

Controversial fisheries amendment Bill delayed after Shane Jones request The Fisheries Minister is delaying controversial legislation that had already seen…

Comrades, tickets are running out fast for the Keith Locke Memorial debate on Free Speech! It’s on Thursday next week,…
“With ‘Pauline Le Ben’ by my side – my right side – the sky is the limit.”
“So keep those heavenly gates open, Dear Father, for when we arrive in our Chariot – not a sensuously designed Bentley.”
“Having rid ‘Godzone’ of the deplorables, me and my shadow, we expect nothing less than Sainthoods.
“Can’t have them spoiling the idyllic landscape we need for the revenue producing campervan army to take ‘selfies’ against, and to fertilise with their detritus, now can we?”
“We will look down knowing that our work there was done”
“Wow! These things are great – they can take you anywhere! I can head off to ‘virtual-Dipton’ any time I like and start claiming that dodgy housing allowance again”
“I am a warm sensitive man. I am a warm sensitive man. I am a warm sensitive man. I am a warm sensitive man…”
Virtual prisons in 3. 2. 1.
Will I get a seat on the Bilderberg Steering Committee like my old boss has after he attended several meetings 2011/12 with me?