Political Caption Competition


Fra Right Hate site, The Platform, lecturing us on being classy

National Party Conference

The kind of hard hitting news media that National loves

Mike Hosking’s face has been so white washed in new ZB advert he looks like a KKK scrotum with botox

Immigration policy

Winston argued he needs 9 years in power – this is what NZ would look like after 9 years of…
Smiles will turn to frowns when the real reason JK bailed becomes apparent.
In racing news, media favourite Blinglish had the clear running to take the Leadership Handicap, followed home by Solomudda and Chromedome. This follows the shock scratching of Keysta after his handlers, Crosby & Textor, discovered fitness issues.
Dildo, Pullya and Dipper
keen to put in the slipper.
If you’re poor and weak
they’ll make you shriek
with a swift kick right in the zipper
Spot the idiot.
smile and deny.