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Never a truer word said!
Hmmm how long we been married and you spell my name wrong…
Oh no dear you are not supposed to vote for Hillary Clinton, he said.
But cuddle-ducts I like her and she is a real woman, she replied.
Oh golly josh, I’ll have to look for a forth wife, he thinks but lacks the guts to say.
So American don’t you think.