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Never a truer word said!
“I AM smilin’…”
Ready to present his CV to Mr Rump – the ‘Orange Roughy’ – as a Running Mate.
While my dad might have been in the Mafia…
My Grandfather was directly related to God…
Look into my eyes and you’ll I speak the truth…
The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away
“Have presented my CV to Mr Rump – the old ‘Orange Roughy’ needs a Running Mate of my calibre.”