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Never a truer word said!
You’re not dating my daughter!
One of these guys is a racist twit, the other is Hone.
“I employ Hone as a personal security guard. He’s with me at all times now since Orewa…”
“Actually I know quite a few Moori people. There was even a Moori boy at my school when I was a lad. Did I mention that my wife was from Singapore?”
“Frequently. And you’re from 1865…”
Exclusive Bretherens and Maoris are not on the same page?
Do I get mud chucked at me this time Hone?
Look I really don’t know about who owns water so my peers told me what to say.
Two bubbles colliding
Hone reflects “If only John Key’s metaphorical knife-in-the-back of this corrupt scumbag had been a real one”.
Hone Harawira remembering: Asked her opinion of Don Brash, Helen Clark, in the Election 2005 Leaders Debate, said “Oh Don Brash’s father was a very fine man”
” . . . . and then I pointed out how the greatest problem facing NZ today is the unfortunate historical fact that the white guys didn’t get here first, and furthermore . . . “
Hone copes with another bout of racism from people who should know better.
Here we go, some white guy speaking like he’s on auto loop from 1865.