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it’s easier to get sheeple to roll ova than this little black b#%&h…….
(Thinks) ‘Umm, I MUST remember to have it’s tail cut before Kreepy meets her….’
(thinks) Yeah I’ll ‘stay’ for the photo with the creepy lady boss – but you owe me a truckload of meaty bites and two months of frisbee golf.
‘Eureka! Eureka! You found it, you FOUND it! Good dog!’
The well-heeled dainty lady in black gets down humbly on her knees to pop the quintessential perennial question.
If that poor dog could talk it would say – HELP ME
drug dog nabs out of it cougar…
The crusher emerges as the canine strangler.
Collins keen to try new dog recipe. Ethnic diversity an important part of her politics…
Collins on her knees – desperate to be released from political dog-box…
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‘Then he mounted me like so…”
Sorry ’bout this one. Rather poor taste.
One is a dog, the other a bitch. You choose which is which.
collins:..’i have been asked many times will i ever ditch the 70’s helmet-hair-do..i always answer ‘no’..’
collins:..’the dog is called ‘john’..i enjoy ordering him around..making him beg..’..
collins:..’i was gonna show you my pussy..but i brought the dog instead’…
is it a bitch..?
Well, we know one is.
well looking at it I think the dogs a dog, jeez, don’t think that helps duh!!!!
“Come, come, meet my cute and very loyal puppy named Jay Kay. Isn’t he lovely!”
New guide dog trained to lead MP towards ethical and moral behaviour.
Go to bed with the dogs, get up with the fleas.
Winston Churchill was a great leader, and famously had a black dog, so this’ll be like Jonkey saying he’d be PM when he grew up, won’t it. And can you please photoshop the lead to blue?
Winston Churchill was a gangsta criminal dressed in a suit that lead millions to their deaths
Cruella de Collins.