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An unusual horse with a big dick on top!
One day Joyce passed by J Kelsey’s farm and saw a beautiful horse. Hoping to buy the animal for his stable, he said to her:
“I think your horse looks pretty good, so I’ll give you $500 for him”
“He doesn’t look so good and not good enough to buy” she said.
Joyce insisted, “He looks just fine to me and I’ll up the price to $1,000!”
“He doesn’t look so good,” Kelsey repeated, “but if you stupidly want him that bad, take him at your own risk!”
A few days later Joyce returned raging mad. He went up to Kelsey and screamed, “You sold me a dud! A blooming blind horse! You cheated me!”
Kelsey calmly replied, “I told you he didn’t look so good, didn’t I?”
‘I asked Daddy for a Mustang for Christmas. This is what he gave me! What a huge cock-up!’
(Oops!. Not daddy. Asked Santa Claus actually!)
Don Joyce Quixote looking for a windmill….but alas, no wind at all but for his own!
Joyce: “I also horse around outside parliament”.
Stephen Joyce passes Brokeback Mountain audition with flying colours and has worked out riding a horse is cheaper than catching a taxis and admits he has not worked out how to use UBER yet
Stephen Joyce passes Brokeback Mountain audition with flying colours and realises its cheaper to ride a horse than it is to hire a taxis admits he has not quite worked out how to use UBER yet
As evolution creeps onward, we are left with a new breed of horse with it’s arse on it’s back. 😉
JOYCE – AS PAST MINISTER OF TRANSPORT –
HERE AS SHOWING HOW WE CAN MOVE AROUND WHEN ALL RAIL IS CLOSED DOWN, AND MORE ROADS ARE TO EXPENSIVE TO BUILD FOR PRIVATE VEHICLES.
THE EXSISTING ROADS ARE CRAMED WITH HIS TRUCKS RULING THE ROAD SPACE, – SO MOUNT A HORSE AND GO BACK TO OUR PIONEER DAYS SEE!
The hunt is on! Steven Joyce proposes a new version of fox-hunting with naysayers like Hager and Minto as the quarry. Key said to be ‘excited’, Collins reported ‘drooling’…
Steven Joyce publicises the Horseburger as an economic salvation. McDonald’s said to be ‘interested’…
A real one-horse Parliament…
joyce reads top-secret report on future – goes survivalist…
“My sartorial taste is well suited to my steed.”
“Yep! Gotta get a real job.”
‘Turn the pony around Steve, turn it around!’
‘Why, John?’
‘So I can joyously tug at it’s tantalising tail, you dumbo!’
“My sartorial taste is well suited to my steed.”
“Yep! Gotta get a real job.”
“Up to my ankles in cow poo, so will elevate myself thus.”
‘Joycey, been gallivanting much?’
‘Nah, just horsing around’
‘You seem a little lighter Stevie! Been on a diet?’
‘No, Pinnokeyo, just stapled stomach’
‘Oh, Ok…Horsey, horsey, giddy up, giddy up!’
‘Oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!’
Steven Joyce looking for Judith Collins.
Joyce to frightened filly: “Novya pay!”
Kenghis Ghan, the meddling moron, (the alter ego of Genghis Khan, the marauding mongol), is back!
Steven Joyce turns his career thoughts to acting in westerns…
As long as he quits his day job!
A slow trot to the abattoir. Steven Joyce claims even this old horse can contribute to the economy…
The Duke of Wellington in the saddle. “Those damn’ natives better not show up around here!”
Mr Joyce and Mr Ed…
Hard arse needed as well as a hard head…
Oliver Cromwell seen near Auckland…
Key’s Cossacks get organised…
“Now, see here chaps, given that there are no foxes in New Zealand, we’re going to hunt beneficiaries instead. Tally ho!”
You can tell he dosnt ride much
joyce:..’behave horse..or i’ll privatise you into tins of dog-food’..
..horse:..’shut up you fuck..!..i’m just looking for a suitable tree-branch to leave you dangling from’..
horse:..’it could have been worse..i couldda got brownlee’..
horse:..’bloody hell!’…
byestander:..’yes..ok stephen..now we can’t see your bald-patch..’..
large bovine-creature mounts horse…
Actually, it is an ass mounting a helpless horse!