Political Caption Competition
“There must be some way out of here”, said the Joker to the Thief
“There must be some way out of here”, said the Joker to the Thief

Immigration policy

Winston argued he needs 9 years in power – this is what NZ would look like after 9 years of…

Nine years of Winston Peters? Critics imagine a future of endless culture wars, deregulation and political horse trading stretched across a decade.

How to deal with Right Wing voters

Prime Minister, you have to come out and talk to Tova sometime

According to Evangelical Christian PM Chris Luxon, who would Jesus Bomb?
Statler and Waldorf agree to ask each other what tie they are wearing, before each Muppet Show
Egg. Omlette.
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Luxon on his rates rebate and Trump on his crypto pyramid scheme.
Trump gives a big thumbs up to everyone as he poses alongside fairytale character Shrek.
Donald to Chris, ‘Oh what beautiful hair you have’, Chris to Donald, ‘0000000000000000Oh what beautiful teeth you have’ Donald to Chris, ‘ why thank you I just polished them this morning just for our photo shot.”
When you’re full of shit, it’s nice to have an additional arsehole nearby.
Blue tie day at The Hague
Here’s the Greatest Deal Ever: I get all your beautiful country’s golf courses, I notify your personal sharebroker 48 hours before any of my random tariff changes.
Look! I have reached the pinnacle of my career!
Little Ted and Big Ted, grifting away… It won’t be long now, for both of them. The bigger the ted, the more glorious the fall. Bye bye Teddies!
No hair vs fake hair competition, thumbs up for the biggest d!khead.