Political Caption Competition
The Greater of two evils

The look of concern on Bishop’s face to be in a Simeon Brown selfie

FACT OF THE DAY: The footprints left on the Moon by Apollo astronauts will likely stay there for at least…

He represents all that is wrong with Right Wing Men

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Two rednecks tried to explain NZ Firstβs coalition strategy- they accidentally formed three different governments and collapsed all of them.

Biden is too old to be President!
Judith: “It’s not about me. No really it isn’t. I’m all about NZ. I am your humble servant.”
Now photographer you did get my good side didn’t you? You’ve got all the building in, and the flags and the insignia on the floor? It’s totally clear where I am? Not just any old schmuck can get in here you know. I don’t look fat in this dress do I? Somebody said I looked fat in your last photo. You’ve taken it far enough away so my wrinkles don’t show up?
Reminds of an old song: ‘I’m a Lonely Little Petunia in an Onion Patch. I sit around and cry all day.’ by Kitty Kallen 1947, Judith’s birth date? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dB92S40RJvg
She’s certainly not ‘Our Man in Havana’ all alone there from what used to be New Zealand, behind the Super-Shield of something .
Who dat – Sadie the Cleaning Lady all dressed up and noone told her where to go?
This is who I work for!
I hope they know I am a spy for the chinese through my husbands company .
“I took a 30km ride just to get here, honestly it wasn’t out of my way?
iVE COME HERE TO LEARN HOW TO FEED MORE LIES TO THE HOBITS .