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Never a truer word said!
Stain Brown, Geriatric Mayor
Brown is a brilliant mayor until he opens his mouth.
Yep that’s a big smelly job to finish oozing out Brownie
Peters ,Brown and trump all around 80 and fucking bat shit crazy .
‘Fixed’ as in ‘rigged’
The shit on your shoe that never goes away.
I turned up because you didn’t turn out.
(Typo.Should say) Stab me in the back, to finish me off, because I’m a nutjob.
A forecast for Wayne Brown’s future? Comics Wayne and Shuster 1958 b&w days. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvG0gPIaJhY Rinse the Blood off my Toga.
Just like you fixed ,sorry fucked Northland you old coot .
I smile like this because I get to screw all of you!