Political Caption Competition

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1. I wandered lonely as a cloud
   That floats on high o’er vales and hills,
   When all at once I saw a crowd,
   A host, of golden daffodils;
   Oops. No it’s just and arsehole.

   Continuous as the stars that shine
   And twinkle on the milky way,
   A fishing fleet stretched in never-ending line
   Along the margin of the bay:
   Ten thousand saw I at once,
   Netting by-catch without a glance
   Not by one camera at-all
   Because he had removed them all.

   The waves splashed beside them as they died; but hey
   An unknowing public could not express dismay,
   a politician bought by fishing company:
   I gazed—and gazed—and had a thought
   What wealth had he been bought?:

   For oft, when on my couch I lie
   In vacant or in pensive mood,
   They flash upon ny inner eye
   Which is the curse of solitude;
   And then my heart with horror fills,
   And wilts liking dying daffodils.

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   1. Superb Pat.

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2. Endangered parasitic stink Orchid “pompous” var “windbag”, grown hydropornically in bullshit and worm pee.

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3. Jac please resign yourself. I try to bring some liveliness to our sad task of viewing and analysing politics but it isn’t to start a trend or a competition. Have you anything worthwhile and practical to say at the end of the day!

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4. On the fast tack to corruption.

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