Political Caption Competition
What they were really thinking while laughing.

Chris Luxon – Will take a silly selfie with the media but will run a mile form being actually interviewed

How big an arsehole am I? This big!

If Trump’s new Golden Statue was more realistic

Fra Right Hate site, The Platform, lecturing us on being classy

National Party Conference

The kind of hard hitting news media that National loves
“Jeez Nicky hope that Abe Lincoln was wrong cos we gotta keep on fooling all the people”
Comon boys Ive had a couple of wines so fill ya boots
We are also providing nutritional food in schools with bugs and burnt plastic take it or leave it.
We promised growth and have delivered ,more people homeless ,every one tossed out of emergency housing ,higher unemployment ,record numbers leaving each day Quantas is putting on extra flights to help move them quicker .More kids starving and eating pig swill ,a murder a day and increased crime .Fuck the economy we will just provide record corporate welfare of up to 100 billion so they can all buy a new ute .
America’s Project 2025, proudly brought or bought to you by the National government.