MEDIAWATCH: Chris Luxon and Mark Mitchell wishing Muslims a happy Ramadan is the most hilariously awkward thing ever filmed in the 21st Century

ByMartyn Bradbury

Ok.

I have not been able to stop laughing since I saw this….

…I have many questions.

First of all, let’s start gently and congratulate our Prime Minister and Police Minister??? for reaching out to our Muslim whanau and wishing them a happy Ramadan.

That’s neat.

Now let’s the knives out.

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE!

The awkwardness of this comes across like a hostage video!

What the fuck is the Police Minister doing in this happy Ramadan video? Is his presence for security because the boss is talking to Muslims? Is he the bodyguard?

It’s like getting a Christmas Card from the Police Commandant while you are in prison.

Luxon comes across  as insincere as the weird guitar music in the background – what is that? Greensleeves changed just enough to avoid copyright?

What a weirdly awkward message by two men who manage to make white look whiter.

I’m still laughing at how weird the edits are and their hamfisted performance which is funny seeing as it’s for Muslims!

This video is as culturally Halal as David Seymour’s  shitty lunches!

I still can’t stop laughing.

 

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21 Comments

  1. There is nothing funny about this when neither of these jerks wish New Zealand Christians a happy Christmas or Easter, and when the leading jerk, who professes to be a Christian himself, trivialises the celebration of the birth of Christ by issuing pictures of himself and his unholy family posing in their dopey pyjamas. Just another photo op for this effete PM.

    Do they send good wishes to the Jewish community at Yom Kippur or Rosh Hashanah, and if not, why not ?

    What about the Chinese New Year ? The pioneering market gardeners of New Zealand who established this back-breaking sustainable tradition before the tangata whenua got their spades out surely warrant recognition also.

    This is yet another diversionary tactic from a government gasping for air, and not surprisingly. Here’s hoping that their sleep and siestas aren’t too deprived when the equally mad Wellington City Council has the Muslim call to prayer broadcast all over Wellington in Arabic, and they’re as clueless about what’s being called out as they seem to be about what the everyday people want.

    1. Your comment
      before the tangata whenua got their spades out.

      Do a bit of googling, Maori gardened from when they arrived here.

    2. Idiot Maori were trading food with NSW long before any Chinese arrived here .Thats what the Land wars were about the Poms wanted those gardens because they were making good money .Best you brush up on your history bro and not the white washed one .Try reading THE NZ WARS by Vincent O Malley

  2. Surely that is AI generated, its so vomit inducing my breakfast is doing a U turn.

    1. Sorry about your breakfast, but here am I urging the grandchildren to learn mandarin when the PM and a copper may be presiding over the Islamification of New Zealand.

    1. Faster. Humpty Dumpty and Billy Bunter would be well advised to button up and bugger off for Lent. The very thought of them is as nauseating as that Select Committee lad picking his nose and eating it.

  5. What a pair of plonkers.
    Notice how Mitchell is pushing in front of Luxon. He obviously has no respect for his leader (small l).
    I am waiting in anticipation for a rinse and repeat for Maori around the time of Matariki. No doubt Luxon will be replaced up front by Tama Two-face ably assisted by Winston Whiteface or Slimy Seymour.

    1. Uncle Tom Cobbly. He’s not really pushing in front of Luxon, he’s morphing. Somebody might have told mumbling M that an apple a day keeps the doctor away and he’s eaten so many that he’s turning into an apple himself. Should switch to bananas…

    2. Why have the Police Minister anyway ? The Minister for Culture looks a more obvious sort of choice, but I suppose Goldsmith’s quite busy protecting culturally destructive practices like drinking and smoking. Even then having the Police Min verges on passive-aggressive even without his history in Iraq. The Minister for Women may have been more appropriate, if they’ve got one.

    3. Idiots, not plonkers. This pair cheerleading for Islam could trigger some nut job to go out and torch a mosque or something, like the shocking Masterton church arsons.

  7. They talk about Ramadan while the act gun person is going to make guns easier to get at hypocrisy at its best

    1. They talk about Ramadan when rightly or wrongly this is a secular country, yet adherents of one fairly recently imported religion are now being singled out for special acknowledgment by the Prime Minister and the Minister for Police. Somebody will have told them to do this. What next ?

  8. There’s something not quite right about non-Muslim politicians taking it upon themselves to pontificate about Islam’s important occasions. It’s not just patronising, clumsy and intrusive, but it’s putting a private matter out into the public arena, and it’s not their job to be doing that. In context of Luxon’s incredible evasiveness about so many other important issues, it begs the question of, “Why? “

  9. These two cocksters don’t seem to realise that they lurch from one disaster to another with their inept sickly patronising public relations blunders. Who the hell is advising these wokesters? Every time Luxon opens his mouth another cluster of traditional National supporters decamp. Looking forward to the next poll. Plunkett is correct Luxon you are gone …..

    1. Neville He is, IMO, a silly man, the silliest PM who we’ve ever had, and that’s what people find hard to stomach. An intelligent self-respecting man would draw his head in, but he appears to be neither.

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