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A white loaf of beige mediocrity

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At least Luxon’s not poncing around in his pyjamas again.
Grey Warbler. Nope, the sausages and the rollers, and no prizes for ID’ing the sausages either.
Now I have thought more I wonder what about the vegans – chuck them on the compost perhaps? At last some use for these weeds.
Four sides of beef – beef them out!
The fuckwit is second from left. The others are just wits.
You know your screwed when the comedians have forgotten how to do satire.
So thats where Jeremy has been all week .Soapy Soaper will be busy in the back ground soaping up all those rear ends