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Police arresting the Statue of Liberty – this is Trump’s Amerika

In Occupied Palestine Zionism in practice Israel’s Daily Toll on Palestinian Life, Limb, Liberty and Land – Advertisement – 08:00,…

The Green Party is calling for an urgent select committee inquiry into the closure of Heinz Watties, Greggs, and McCain…

Te Pāti Māori Co-Leader Debbie Ngarewa-Packer has filed formal parliamentary questions and Official Information Act requests demanding the Government release…

Environmental group Coromandel Watchdog of Hauraki says the NZ First mining policy announced today is extremely outdated and represents inaccurate…

The Asylum Seekers Support Trust (ASST) is a charity supporting 2600 people from all over the world – men, women,…
Headline Predictions for 2025
*Latest Tory Government Austerity measures lead to fewer number of nails being used in crusifications.
*Liberal Socialist Hippies demand recycling of cross beams.
*Christian Group aim to protest further resurrections over Sundays.
*No NZ media now able to provide live outside coverage as crusificition season kicks off.
*Terf martyrs outraged as Trans community win right to be crusified in Women’s section.
*Super Rugby ratings fall as Liberal Socialist Hippy executions capture public imagination.
U should be hoisted on high. To the top of the list for next crowning!
* After 40 days , the ‘ Tough on Truancy ‘ policy is enacted.
The renter’s child is hung out to dry.
That’s true – his parents couldn’t find accommodation just like in the Christmas holidays. He was born in a stable with obliging domestic animals around him, watched over by concerned eyes of leading sages of his time. We should all aspire to the life of Jesus – died early, lived a good life, travelled and befriended many, thought above his expected intellectual level; though our old ones are not of similar sagacity to the three elders of Jesus’ time. His were omniscient, ours are majorly egotists.,