Political Caption Competition
The National Party Broadcasting Policy

A marxist, the co-leader of Te Pāti Māori, the director of Greenpeace, a political commentator, a humble National Party backbencher…
Dear Julian Genter, Dr Kayla Kingdon-Bebb and Craig Renney – Boycott the Taxpayers’ Union faux debate! Comrades, empowering these bad…

Comrades. We need to be very clear about the damage another National, ACT and NZF Government would create. If you…

Turns out the Taxpayers’ Union was full of shit, despite you all screaming and running around like headless chooks. The…

There are moments as a dad when you realise your kids have overtaken you. Not in the obvious ways —…

POLITICAL FACT OF THE DAY: China’s National People’s Congress is considered the largest parliamentary body in the world. POLITICAL QUOTE…
Headline Predictions for 2025
*Latest Tory Government Austerity measures lead to fewer number of nails being used in crusifications.
*Liberal Socialist Hippies demand recycling of cross beams.
*Christian Group aim to protest further resurrections over Sundays.
*No NZ media now able to provide live outside coverage as crusificition season kicks off.
*Terf martyrs outraged as Trans community win right to be crusified in Women’s section.
*Super Rugby ratings fall as Liberal Socialist Hippy executions capture public imagination.
U should be hoisted on high. To the top of the list for next crowning!
* After 40 days , the ‘ Tough on Truancy ‘ policy is enacted.
The renter’s child is hung out to dry.
That’s true – his parents couldn’t find accommodation just like in the Christmas holidays. He was born in a stable with obliging domestic animals around him, watched over by concerned eyes of leading sages of his time. We should all aspire to the life of Jesus – died early, lived a good life, travelled and befriended many, thought above his expected intellectual level; though our old ones are not of similar sagacity to the three elders of Jesus’ time. His were omniscient, ours are majorly egotists.,