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Do you have any idea how badly you have fucked up if your co-governance racism is so cross burning that…
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Have you all seen Taine Randall being interviewed after his announcement to run for recreational hate cult. NZ First? Y-e-a-h….

The man is a fucking moron… Pete Hegseth quoted a fake Bible verse from Pulp Fiction during a Pentagon sermon.pic.twitter.com/1o3CJiJYRF…

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Today was one of the worst days. I awoke at 5am to do an interview on Ryan Bridges’ Newstalk ZB…
Headline Predictions for 2025
*Latest Tory Government Austerity measures lead to fewer number of nails being used in crusifications.
*Liberal Socialist Hippies demand recycling of cross beams.
*Christian Group aim to protest further resurrections over Sundays.
*No NZ media now able to provide live outside coverage as crusificition season kicks off.
*Terf martyrs outraged as Trans community win right to be crusified in Women’s section.
*Super Rugby ratings fall as Liberal Socialist Hippy executions capture public imagination.
U should be hoisted on high. To the top of the list for next crowning!
* After 40 days , the ‘ Tough on Truancy ‘ policy is enacted.
The renter’s child is hung out to dry.
That’s true – his parents couldn’t find accommodation just like in the Christmas holidays. He was born in a stable with obliging domestic animals around him, watched over by concerned eyes of leading sages of his time. We should all aspire to the life of Jesus – died early, lived a good life, travelled and befriended many, thought above his expected intellectual level; though our old ones are not of similar sagacity to the three elders of Jesus’ time. His were omniscient, ours are majorly egotists.,