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Here we go! Blue on Silver unfriendly fire! Winston lobs the first shot… – Advertisement – Winston Peters lashes ‘egotistical’,…

Shane Jones has managed to take a principled position against free trade deals and made it a shitty attack campaign…

Bill giving police new powers needs stricter limits, Privacy Commissioner says The Privacy Commissioner says a bill empowering police to…

Last election voters were bitter post-covid and turned on Jacinda for having the temerity to save 20 000 lives. These…

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Headline Predictions for 2025
*Latest Tory Government Austerity measures lead to fewer number of nails being used in crusifications.
*Liberal Socialist Hippies demand recycling of cross beams.
*Christian Group aim to protest further resurrections over Sundays.
*No NZ media now able to provide live outside coverage as crusificition season kicks off.
*Terf martyrs outraged as Trans community win right to be crusified in Women’s section.
*Super Rugby ratings fall as Liberal Socialist Hippy executions capture public imagination.
U should be hoisted on high. To the top of the list for next crowning!
* After 40 days , the ‘ Tough on Truancy ‘ policy is enacted.
The renter’s child is hung out to dry.
That’s true – his parents couldn’t find accommodation just like in the Christmas holidays. He was born in a stable with obliging domestic animals around him, watched over by concerned eyes of leading sages of his time. We should all aspire to the life of Jesus – died early, lived a good life, travelled and befriended many, thought above his expected intellectual level; though our old ones are not of similar sagacity to the three elders of Jesus’ time. His were omniscient, ours are majorly egotists.,