Political Caption Competition
Shhhhhh.
Move towards the light, it will all stop hurting soon.
Shhhhhh.
Move towards the light, it will all stop hurting soon.

Te Pati Māori’s internal dramas have been a political heartbreak. From the dizzying highs just after the protests against ACTs…

As the extreme wet events following extreme droughts scar the land permanently and interrupt agricultural calendars around the world, let’s…

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Four ministerial aides quit as more than 60 Labour MPs call for Starmer to resign 64 Labour MPs now calling…
The eyes start to glaze over after being photoed for promotional purposes 100 times, sometimes leads to myopia, or new condition, ‘my-dystopia’. There is also problem with the jaw becoming rigidly set in a ‘grin-ace’ akin to that seen in rigor mortis, or mortice (if you have a key which extends life, specially cut for pollies and those with life-assurance.).’
Come closer dearie, said the spider to the fly.
Sweetie? Yes darling!
Next we could do a sleep over at yours? Yessss!!!
I have the perfect matching pyjamas for a pyjama party!
Or.. we could wear bunny costumes for my upcoming Easter cards!
When you have to live on a weekly grocery bill of $60 during a period of continued high inflation…