Political Caption Competition
CL: If I put my hand on my hip, I seem affable and friendly.
NW: I too shall lean in and look like I give a shit.
Old Women In Red: This isn’t Chippy, the Retirement Bitch here said we’d be seeing Chippy! I wore my favourite red top!






I’m a little peepot
Bald and stout,
Here is my handle,
And Nicola’s my spout.
When the action boils,
Hear me shout,
Tip us up
And vote us out.
Hilarious Gentle Annie!
What, you have 4 kids?
In my day we had a name for girls like you!
Would you like to come for a ride in my shiny black Mercedes then ?
Eeewww!
Hoho she’s a party girl!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qev-i9-VKlY
Luxon: If I pull my jacket tight like this you can see the squeezed middle that I want to look after so much.
I knew we should have used mannequins…
Luxon’s busting out all over.
“ Do you think I’m sexy?”
Two retirees interview middle age couple suffering from dementia.
Who is who though? (From the Residential Home for the Bewildered.)