Political Caption Competition
Gwyneth Paltrow’s new feminist sex doll from Goop smells like a candle.
Gwyneth Paltrow’s new feminist sex doll from Goop smells like a candle.

Winston Peters was in the room just before Trump backed down. Imagine if New Zealand had used that moment to speak with principle instead of crawling.

Same voices. Same outrage. Same targets. Why does every Taxpayers’ Union campaign seem to land on Māori?

Sandra Grey is giving the union movement something it has lacked for years: urgency, clarity and political bite. And with the fuel crisis escalating, that matters.
We built Fonterra to protect New Zealand. Now it’s selling off the future and telling us to be grateful for the payout.

If justice depends on what you can afford, it isn’t justice. And New Zealand is getting dangerously close to that line.

We keep pretending each disaster is a one-off. It’s not. And if the AMOC collapses, “unprepared” won’t even begin to cover it.
“I smile so brightly because my competition looks like a troll, eyebrows raised”
“See, I wave my magic wand and everything is fixed” said the tooth fairy.