Political Caption Competition
Dear Jesus, it’s me, Judy Collins, current leader of the National Party, the Party that’s on the up and up and would have totally won if it hadn’t been for the media, Jacindamania and the vast, vast, vast majority of voters.
I know you are busy trying to steal the election for Trump, but could you help me out by stopping all the leaks inside our Party, can you crash the economy and could you kill that kid who looked at me funny on the campaign trail?
Do any of these people know my husband is Samoan?
Judy: “This bullshit always seemed to work for a ginormous hypocrite like Trump. What have I got to lose??!!!”
God this National Party caucus meeting is so dull, uninspiring and boring … yawn Zzzzzz.
We will be running candidates in Maori electorates at the next election if the board lets us do it, and I might have another baby and new earrings as well.