Political Caption Competition
Look, it could be worse. We could be the type of party where dickheads get us tattooed on their legs.
Look, it could be worse. We could be the type of party where dickheads get us tattooed on their legs.

We don’t pass the hat around much anymore because we know how bloody difficult it is for so many right…
‘Proud as punch’: After 24 years in Parliament, Judith Collins bids farewell Judith Collins has spoken in Parliament for the…

Most Kiwis are under some illusion that Luxon’s trip to Singapore has guaranteed us some sort of access to fuel….

This hard right Government with its anti-Maori, anti-Treaty, anti-beneficiary, anti-disabled, anti-worker, anti-renter and anti-environmental agenda is a never ending scrum…

I think the Te Tai Tokerau Party will be a flop. Firstly, they need 500 paying members. Secondly, it won’t,…

Horse racing: Big New Zealand First donors argue for tax breaks to save ‘unsustainable’ racing industry A leaked report completed…
“We could always gain attention by performing dances with the stars ”
“FUCK THAT let’s just give them all guns that’s a sure fire winner”
“The new party slogan was meant to be ‘Let’s keep smoking Green’ James, not ‘Let’s start smoking meth!'”
Don’t blame me for Marama hating white.
“Ka hoki ahau, is that it?
So, why don’t I sound like Arnie?”