Political Caption Competition
This isn’t the National Party Caucus in the age of social distancing, someone farted and no one will own it.
This isn’t the National Party Caucus in the age of social distancing, someone farted and no one will own it.

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Immigration policy
Soymun: “Chin up guys! Never forget that Nu Zulind is the one place turkeys do vote for Christmas, so we’ve still got a very good chance of forming the next government.”
We know who it was and we know where you live – stay there with all the farts you know as you’re not making anything worthwhile here.
Simon holds meeting for all National caucus members who support him.
Simon asks ” where’s David Seymour, in fact where’s everyone else?”
Simon, to the man at the back: “Well if Paula would stop pummelling me with her bad vibes then maybe I could have made a better response. …And, NO, Paula, I do not think you could have “handled it better”.”
The number of National MPs if an election were held today.