Political Caption Competition

Comrade Simon

After years demanding Labour define a woman, NZ First’s answer appears to be: a woman is a biological female and a female is a biological female.

The Mongrel Mob meth rehabilitation programme worked. But in New Zealand, looking tough on gangs matters more than reducing addiction.

While centrists manage decline, Zohran Mamdani is rolling out public supermarkets, confronting monopoly power and giving working people something Labour forgot how to offer: hope.

A new US-led Pacific “kill web” linking Japan, South Korea and the Philippines signals how rapidly the Indo-Pacific is militarising.

Pow. Suddenly National have dropped the facade of being centrist and is leaning into open malice for those their remaining…

The best thing about RNZ is its close connection with the Deep State via its Wellington Public Service cronyism. Whenever…
A Bridge Too Far
Victorian electrical vibrating chest constricting belt used as remedy for election failure causes heart chamber to pop.
Nationals needs money now
Selling our country with the cow
Natz will collaborate with Belt and Road
Construction and debt is their code
Concrete our cities, donate to our cup
With low wage workers, growth is up
Environmental loss, homelessness, Addiction,
who cares?
As long as profits can be shared
No worries, Xi bro,
Dr Jiang Yang has control
Chur, that’s cool
Simon knows he’s not fit to rule!
Brilliant. Laughing five minutes after reading it.
One countries useful idiot is another countries useful idiot.
Simon Xi Bridges.
That’s Chairman Simon to you
‘Heil Soros’