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When 6 of the G7 don’t want to even look at you.

The latest Post-Cabinet press conference revealed more than just policy messaging — it exposed the growing contrast between Christopher Luxon…

New Epstein Files released during the US war with Iran include explosive allegations involving Donald Trump and a teenage victim, raising questions about timing, accountability and political distraction.

The NZX50 plunged 420 points in one of the biggest single-day drops since Covid, as global markets panic over the escalating US-Israel war with Iran and surging oil prices.

Public broadcasters depend on one thing above all else: trust. But when ministers publicly attack coverage and broadcasters appear to…


Trump’s escalation with Iran risks destabilising the Middle East and sending oil to $150 a barrel. What that could mean for New Zealand fuel prices and global instability.
In a dream sequence this could be all the EU leaders mingling at a grand feast a la’ The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover’ with B. Johnson as the piece of resistance.
Thought of a second uneasy dream sequence with the Eagles Hotel California ringing in my mind – an analogy for a wealthy dilettante servant of the ruinous Conservative Party trying with Brexit, to pull the UK out of the EU, where it has rooted and grown (an attempt that would leave the UK truly rotted and gutted):
And in the master’s chambers, They gathered for the feast, They stab it with their steely knives
But they just can’t kill the beast.
Last thing I remember, I was running for the door, I had to find the passage back to the place I was before,
“Relax,” said the night man, “We are programmed to receive, You can check-out any time you like
But you can never leave!” (azLyrics)
Chaos Cult ceremonial summoning circle