Political Caption Competition
When 6 of the G7 don’t want to even look at you.

A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
In a dream sequence this could be all the EU leaders mingling at a grand feast a la’ The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover’ with B. Johnson as the piece of resistance.
Thought of a second uneasy dream sequence with the Eagles Hotel California ringing in my mind – an analogy for a wealthy dilettante servant of the ruinous Conservative Party trying with Brexit, to pull the UK out of the EU, where it has rooted and grown (an attempt that would leave the UK truly rotted and gutted):
And in the master’s chambers, They gathered for the feast, They stab it with their steely knives
But they just can’t kill the beast.
Last thing I remember, I was running for the door, I had to find the passage back to the place I was before,
“Relax,” said the night man, “We are programmed to receive, You can check-out any time you like
But you can never leave!” (azLyrics)
Chaos Cult ceremonial summoning circle